My Ideal Person:
Educated and creative. I'm most interested in people who can make me laugh and think in and out of the bedroom. I like it when you can write and talk about sex in a way that keeps the excitement and anticipation level up in between physical contact. Pervy is great, but whip-smart, warm, tender, and pervy is better! I have a preference for uncut fellows, but it's not a deal-breaker Oh, and I ADORE bi-guys Currently I'm looking for couples to play with. I love the dynamic of being a guest in an established relationship - maybe I can be your unicorn? (Urban dictionary definition number 3)

I do not want to hear from people who view women as nothing more than life support systems for a pussy, ass and mouth. I would never have believed that I needed to state that in 2009, but a couple months on this site and I'm sayin' it!

These traits are huge turn-offs to me:
Pushiness
Homophobia
Bitterness
Misogyny
Republicanism
Rudeness
Arrogance
Inability to carry on a conversation
Inability to appreciate South Park
Inability to take "no, thank you" as an answer

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Rimming, Spanking, Role Playing, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Voyeurism, Breast/Nipple Torture, Clamps, etc., Massage

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've done it so many times that I've forgotten how to type with two hands.